All remote control devices for audio / audio visual equipment in the house, car or wheresoever shall be in the my sole possession and control. This is non negotiable. All football or other sporting programmes shall be viewed by you in the pub. I reserve the right to take as long as I desire getting ready to go out – with whatever necessary possession of the bathroom / bedroom whatever – without any sarcastic remarks. In the unlikely event that I ask for your opinion on outfits – this shall be given promptly and cheerfully. You hereby agree to take me out for an expensive luxery meal each week – without complaint. KFC or pizza does not count. In the event of divorce, the house will be split in 2. I’ll have the inside, you can have the rest.
Viv Ellis ● 6777d