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> My next life I want to live my next life backwards: You start out > dead and > get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home > feeling better > every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your > retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you > get a > gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too > young to > work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're > generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a > kid, > you > play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and > then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in > luxury, in > spa-like conditions - Central heating, room service on tap, and > then... > You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case....

Hugh Telford ● 6760d1 Comments

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'  The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!  Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:  Scroll down...You'll love this >>>>>>You Have Mail.

Hugh Telford ● 6747d