Barbara might just got the right idea - a "homing" device.I would suggest a homing pigeon, albeit virtual...Ealing Studios probably still have Valiant and Bugsie. They would probably be pleased to hire out either.Attach one of them to your sunglasses and the glasses will get home sooner than the the owner.Imagine the shock to a UFO watching weirdo dressed in socks and sandals (plarstic, of course) while waiting at a bus stop near Horsenden Hill or Northala Park, whilst eating a pack of erinaceously flavoured crisps, as a pair of sunglasses, glinting in the crepuscular or moonlit sky, pass silently by.It might take his mind off pondering about Norfolk's hydroelectric plant, council tax by weight, reallocation of Ealing postcodes...
Alan Brainsby ● 6707d