Dave has had his Bike nicked.
David Cameron has had his Mountain Bike stolen from outside a Supermarket, I sympathise. Welcome to the real World Dave. If the media is to be believed, and that is very difficult sometimes, the said machine was secured by a chain, but the bollard to which it was attached was only 2ft high, thus allowing'hoody scrote' to lift the bike quite easily from its attachment.Ten out of ten Dave for using a chain, but nought out of ten for practical assessment. I fear that that says it all about many Politicians of all colours, plenty of brains but not much streetwise common sense..You could be put to the test quite soon Dave, after the Glasgow East disaster.On the other hand, 'S**t to a blanket comes to mind, so you might have to wait a little longer!
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