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September smile

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these       blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid.  So, she       decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.                                                                                        While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.  The next day, right after her husband  leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.                                                                                                   Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of      paint.  He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the     floor in a pool of sweat..  He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka   and a leather jacket at the same time.  He goes over and asks her if she  if OK.  She replies yes.  He asks what she is doing and she replies that  she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house..                                                                                                            He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.  She        replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it  said....                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        "FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS."

Graham Weeks ● 6230d10 Comments

Hugh Telford ● 6230d

Hugh Telford ● 6230d

Loved the do, Hugh but do not know what to make of this loo,

Graham Weeks ● 6229d

How I learned to mind my own business I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. The patients were shouting, '13....13....13.' The fence was too high to see over, but I saw asmall gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on..... Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick! Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

Graham Weeks ● 6211d

"I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. The patients were shouting, '13....13....13."Walking past...............or entering?

Tony Stavides ● 6209d

Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.  They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist.Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"The pharmacist answers "Yes".Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"Pharmacist: "Of course we do."Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"Pharmacist: "All kinds."Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"Pharmacist: "Definitely."Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"Pharmacist: "Absolutely."Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop."

Graham Weeks ● 6209d

'"I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. The patients were shouting, '13....13....13."Walking past...............or entering? 'The thread is September smile, or was.Start your own if all you have is sarcasm. It has been called the lowest form of wit, but that might be too complimentary.

Graham Weeks ● 6209d

"Start your own if all you have is sarcasm. It has been called the lowest form of wit, but that might be too complimentary."Joking about mental health is "funny"? I don't know about wit...........more like IGNORANCE.

Tony Stavides ● 6209d

So how many more groups are off limit to your humour challenged PC pose?The joke shows the inmates are not so stupid.

Graham Weeks ● 6209d

How do you ventilate an Orthodox Church?Click on an icon and open a window.

Graham Weeks ● 6209d