SELF-PORTRAIT OF AN URBAN CYCLIST
SELF-PORTRAIT OF AN URBAN CYCLISTPublished by Peterborough/Daily Mail Friday 18 October 2013Mail to: pboro@dailymail.comOBEY THE HIGHWAY CODE? DON'T BE DAFT!When I’m riding down the pavementIn my skin-tight lycra shortsAnd weaving round pedestriansI have such happy thoughtsI never stop at traffic lights,And what’s a one-way street?Pelican crossings are for wimpsAs I shout at those I meet.In my little wedge-shaped helmetTo protect my empty headAnd my brains quite near my saddlePeople fear I’ll knock them dead.I’ve no licence or insurance,And, of course, I don’t pay tax.I use my anonymityTo cover up my tracksI’m the modern Urban CyclistSo I know I own the road;I’m proud that I’m too selfishTo obey the Highway Code.I’m a self-styled eco-warriorAnd I’m holier than you:So step aside, you fools on foot,There’s an angel coming throughKen Elvy, London EC1
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